My Own Obituary

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Well it was a sweet Sunday morning of 2087 when this not so great personality died of too much percussion in his life sleeping in total slumber, as it was till death not in his habit to wake up early. He died as a man of honor after receiving Nobel prize for discovering 100000 ways of remembering English words which helped many test takers for all round examinations like GRE, CAT, GMAT, TOEFL, SAT and only because of their blessings he lived so long. He although was unmarried but was secretly in love with somebody whose identity was not revealed even after his death.

He was amiable and was very supportive but it occurred that he later in his life suffered from visual hallucinations. He started to see people which in a way completed his personality. Some are to be known by the mortal world. Firstly he saw Angelina jolie who died because of heart attacks 30years ago when Brad Pitt again got back to Jennifer Aniston, popularly known as Rachel Green. He was fascinated by Harry Potter as it clearly was revealed when certain paranormal activities started happening wherever he went.

He also interacted with Iblu and Tublu, the two famous creatures who once landed on the surface of earth and were only able to talk to Mr. Singhal (the name he preferred more) to discuss the possible solutions for the recession which led his company ‘Singhal Enterprises, the pioneers of spaceships’ to tumble in thousands of pieces. He always followed the principle of Stay Hungry, Stay Sleepy! (It was proved that Steve Jobs copied his slogan, modified slightly and became famous). He came to the conclusion that there is only one way out of recession and that is to live with the people of Mars following barter system.

Well outlining the life he led, starts with his childhood, extremely cute, fair, talented (there is a saying in Marwadi ‘putne k paun palne mein hi najar ajate hein’), he was once caught in front of a painting by Leonardo Da Vinci, and made the conclusions about the origin of Christianity which people believed and revered him for his foresightedness. Apart from his dancing skills and management skills he was once famous for his modeling skill set. He earned the Mtv Youth icon 2050, Ultimate Roadie47 along with Model of the Year. He was awarded with the then SMW, car named after him. He was noted for his humbleness, he attended funerals of all the people like Amitabh Bacchan(a great loss had to bared by Sanjay Lila Bhansali in his film on gay sensuality named GREY), Shahrukh Khan(who died saying k..k..k..paro), Salman Khan(still unmarried), Saif Ali Khan(having his 13^th child with his 25^th wife/gf not Karina…long story though), Akshay Kumar(surprisingly married to twinkle khanna only), Sachin Tendulkar(scored 350000runs in International Cricket). He missed out only one person, Amir Khan, as he was 45seconds late for his funeral and after death too he maintained his image as Mr. Perfectionist.

Now coming to his public speaking events, while addressing 102^nd convocation at MIT, where he used to teach Electrical Engineering, specializing in Natural Intelligence, used in surrogates of all the people, he spoke of possibilities of living after death and people are still trying to understand his concepts. He then resigned and joined ‘Rajasthan has got Talent’ as a judge along with Katrina Kaif and Penelope Cruz, with whom there were news of his alleged affairs with. He wrote many books like: Family Guy, ways not to be called as ‘Bhiyya’, FRIENDS and his autobiography ‘Just Like That’. These all became the bestsellers earned approximately $75billion each.

He was against any violence and hence worked for peace all over the world. He made peace treaties with Barak Obama XVI for abandoning ‘weapons of mass destruction’ holding a position of Prime Minister of Rajasthan (today’s Asia+Europe+Soudi Arabia+Australia+South Africa+Antartica).

We all hear wish that may his sole rest in peace and never comes back through nay of the gateways like a well or something. He led a successful life. May his all desires fulfill when he goes to inferno. We all wish him happy journey and hope to make full use of his book on 100000 ways of English vocabulary.