My Own Obituary

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Well it was a sweet Sunday morning of 2087 when this not so great personality died of too much percussion in his life sleeping in total slumber, as it was till death not in his habit to wake up early. He died as a man of honor after receiving Nobel prize for discovering 100000 ways of remembering English words which helped many test takers for all round examinations like GRE, CAT, GMAT, TOEFL, SAT and only because of their blessings he lived so long. He although was unmarried but was secretly in love with somebody whose identity was not revealed even after his death.

He was amiable and was very supportive but it occurred that he later in his life suffered from visual hallucinations. He started to see people which in a way completed his personality. Some are to be known by the mortal world. Firstly he saw Angelina jolie who died because of heart attacks 30years ago when Brad Pitt again got back to Jennifer Aniston, popularly known as Rachel Green. He was fascinated by Harry Potter as it clearly was revealed when certain paranormal activities started happening wherever he went.

He also interacted with Iblu and Tublu, the two famous creatures who once landed on the surface of earth and were only able to talk to Mr. Singhal (the name he preferred more) to discuss the possible solutions for the recession which led his company ‘Singhal Enterprises, the pioneers of spaceships’ to tumble in thousands of pieces. He always followed the principle of Stay Hungry, Stay Sleepy! (It was proved that Steve Jobs copied his slogan, modified slightly and became famous). He came to the conclusion that there is only one way out of recession and that is to live with the people of Mars following barter system.

Well outlining the life he led, starts with his childhood, extremely cute, fair, talented (there is a saying in Marwadi ‘putne k paun palne mein hi najar ajate hein’), he was once caught in front of a painting by Leonardo Da Vinci, and made the conclusions about the origin of Christianity which people believed and revered him for his foresightedness. Apart from his dancing skills and management skills he was once famous for his modeling skill set. He earned the Mtv Youth icon 2050, Ultimate Roadie47 along with Model of the Year. He was awarded with the then SMW, car named after him. He was noted for his humbleness, he attended funerals of all the people like Amitabh Bacchan(a great loss had to bared by Sanjay Lila Bhansali in his film on gay sensuality named GREY), Shahrukh Khan(who died saying k..k..k..paro), Salman Khan(still unmarried), Saif Ali Khan(having his 13^th child with his 25^th wife/gf not Karina…long story though), Akshay Kumar(surprisingly married to twinkle khanna only), Sachin Tendulkar(scored 350000runs in International Cricket). He missed out only one person, Amir Khan, as he was 45seconds late for his funeral and after death too he maintained his image as Mr. Perfectionist.

Now coming to his public speaking events, while addressing 102^nd convocation at MIT, where he used to teach Electrical Engineering, specializing in Natural Intelligence, used in surrogates of all the people, he spoke of possibilities of living after death and people are still trying to understand his concepts. He then resigned and joined ‘Rajasthan has got Talent’ as a judge along with Katrina Kaif and Penelope Cruz, with whom there were news of his alleged affairs with. He wrote many books like: Family Guy, ways not to be called as ‘Bhiyya’, FRIENDS and his autobiography ‘Just Like That’. These all became the bestsellers earned approximately $75billion each.

He was against any violence and hence worked for peace all over the world. He made peace treaties with Barak Obama XVI for abandoning ‘weapons of mass destruction’ holding a position of Prime Minister of Rajasthan (today’s Asia+Europe+Soudi Arabia+Australia+South Africa+Antartica).

We all hear wish that may his sole rest in peace and never comes back through nay of the gateways like a well or something. He led a successful life. May his all desires fulfill when he goes to inferno. We all wish him happy journey and hope to make full use of his book on 100000 ways of English vocabulary.

Euro Trip - Part 1 Vienna

                        That was the end of my Italy trip but now at the weekend I was in mood to go to Paris but couldn't get holidays from the university so I decided to go to Vienna or a day only. I made a new , friend Praveen who was doing his internship at TU-Vienna so I decided to leave on Friday and then reach out his apartment take rest for the night. But when I reached his apartment he was ready with the amazing food. Not a bit of arrogance of being an iitian responsible and yet at the same time complete fun. We then saw the most famous movie that the youth of all the states have watched it at least 10 times, Dil Chahta Hai. It was amazing to see it again. We then set down to chat for a while and approximately at 4 a.m. we finally slept. I woke up at 11 a.m. Man it was a good sleep.
                    It was a good morning and we then got ready to rock the city. We first started with the Ring and saw TU-Vienna. Yeah I forgot to mention the amazing balcony breakfast prepared by Praveen, refreshing and the most waited thing for me 'laddu' and that too of 'desi ghee'. Well first we went to see the Belevedre palace and it was scorching heat but between our songs and jokes it was all very smooth. We roamed till 3p.m. and then get out of there to eat something and ate Indian food at a very cheap restaurant in just 3 euros. Then we went to see Schonbrunn Palace. It was marvelous. We also saw then Hofberg Imperial Palace. Horses were everywhere and along with them they brought the pungent smell of their shit, unlikely to most of people including me. Opera house, Secession building were also some of things in between. But again the time didn't permit us to roam around more and we then returned to Praveen's apartment and just had two laddus and then started the run of a lifetime. It was again something to remember for whole of lifetime. I ran for my life. It was my last day of my pass otherwise I would have to suffer a loss of 30 euros. We both took a tram and were ready to shoot to the station as soon as the gate opens up. I ran out and on the way crashed a lot of times shouting sorry a lot of time. It was only 3 minutes left to my fate and I was ready to take up the challenge with the time. I reached the entrance of the station and only two minutes were left and to my bad luck the train was from three platforms away from the gate. I had to cross the tunnel then a bridge. It was a race against time and I was completely ready to take it on. Now shouting at my full pace. My legs gave away the hope but my heart was still holding in that world of chase. I then finally reached to the platform and people who say that Austrians trains never got late, well they now should check the possibilities in which it could. And one of them is that when the driver faces two young guys hoffing poffing shouting to stop the train. Well it should be written somewhere that I was meant to be on that train and finally I was and much of the credit goes to Mr. Praveen, who was constantly saying that he will not let me miss the train. Well it was a prophecy from him and I finally reached the goal. To my end I found an empty apartment and set there for an hour to catch my breath. A couple with there two children, cute little boy and a girl entered and I had a chat with them for the whole journey, this tie the discussion went far and we discussed many things about cultural differences and future possibilities. The guy was an engineer too so one can say that the world is small. To move on this was my journey to Vienna, one of the most adventurous and memorable.

Milan...a experience

                            Well it was a bit difficult to roam around without map in place where one has visited first time and is just opposite to what place he has come from. But I was feeling happy well more because I got out from that place. Place where I spared one of my delirious moments. But finally it was over now I realize why people say that morning rays bring happiness and bliss to everyone. Hail to those who wake up early in the morning. I saw a church and went inside, first time I tried to pray in the manner what Christians do, hardly understood anything that I was doing but it felt amazing. Peaceful it was and an amazing kind of energy woke me up. Well I then sat on a bench and let the cool breeze along with the bright sunlight let me sink in the wonderful land of fairy with them. I was amazingly drawn towards the mother earth and for those few moments I felt a complete bliss growing inside me and slowly coming to my face as a faint smile. I sat down for I don't know for how long and then again set towards station to get my map and then I sat down to go for a fun ride on the streets of Milan, now seeming refreshing and bright unlike the darkness that dawned for last 8 hours. I then visited the most coveted building that I have ever seen, the biggest church. It was amazing how the engineering turn the world into an aspiring milieu. Their also the prayers were going on and between the tight security I just looked into the church and get out to see the biggest brands of bags, goggles and wallets etc. Everything that I have heard was right in front of me. Those classy things do have an materialistic effect on everybody, with no exception. Then I fed some of the birds from my hands and time again was not permitting to go further deep in the city of Fashion. So after looking to the picturesque of Mozart and all I set out to my return journey. And to my surprise I found all three of my companions sitting in my next apartment. We then four talked about our lives and ins and outs to be in a relationship and had great fun. So much so that the ladies sitting in the apartment went away because of the noise. I then caught a tram to my dormitory after changing trains, well I was completely tired and immediately to a deep slumber thinking nothing but tomorrows plans of completing he project asap.